Please don’t sing “Happy Birthday”

IMHO, Happy Birthday is one of the worst songs since the Star Spangled Banner. Usually, the song is sung so slowly that it sounds more like a dirge than a celebration of a new year.  Suggestions are welcome for a different tune (stolen) and words (original), example:

Hey look her over

Its’ been another year.

Don’t she look great

Considerin’ she’s still here.

Dear, stick around we’d like

To see some more

Cause you’re the one today that we do all adore!

Happy Birthday to me <g>.


About Stein Ink

Gertrude Stein's cousin. Writer, Reader, Knitter. STARR Restaurant Reporter and Virtual Travel Editor for the Tri-City Voice, serving communities East of the Bay (as in San Francisco Bay Area). Married with one wife, one small dog, and an irritable cat. Raised on the East Coast, where they have an "edge" not found out here in California. Two grown children: good men with families.
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